I ordered 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies for 2 of the young Airmen that work with me (I ordered none for myself). They live in the dorms & make very little money so I told the girl selling them to have the boys each pick their favorite flavor. The Girl Scout cookies were delivered to the office today.
Everyone that ordered a box opened them immediately & started passing them around. One person came into the office & stayed there waiving the box around for more than a moment. It was more than a polite offer--it was a taunt. Initially Tracy & I politely declined--we're both eating clean. The second time, I asked the saboteur to please leave my office. On the third visit by the same person I told her to GET THE FUCK OUT!
The culprit is an unfit-skinny girl that takes pride in her "insecurities." She wears Spanx & says she does it because she's insecure. No. She does it because she is extremely vain. Every time she comes into my office she checks herself out in the mirror & adjusts her boobs (real & large). She has been known to change her outfits several times in a day. Why? "Because I like the way this outfit looks better."
I think she was bringing the cookies in to sabotage us. We conquered.
Unfortunately now I am craving those fucking cookies & can't shake the feeling.
I just finished dinner & this craving is leaving me feeling hungry. What's worse is that I could eat a bag of chips, chocolate, or those freaking cookies, I don't care what I just want to eat...
What do you do when you crave like this???
2 comments:
Can you just have a bite of something sweet? or maybe a cup of hot chocolate?
That girl is a beyotch. I'm in such a bad mood I'll gladly come down there and pound her if you wish.
xox
I bet she's a slut, too.
Shrimp always makes me feel special, like I'm eating something fancy. :) Or if I want something sweet/crunchy, a couple rice cakes LIGHTLY coated with PB.
Hope you made it through OK.
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